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Things people with Social Anxiety do

high-energy-introvert:

•go to the bathroom to escape

•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch

•dwell on a small awkward moment for much longer than necessary

•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable

•follow said person way too much

•worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious

•faking an illness to get out of a social event

•Dont buy something necessary because the cashier is intimidating. 

the members of an orchestra

  • violins I:

    we're the superstars fuck everyone else its all about us

  • violins II:

    why do we always get the boring parts

  • flutes:

    we're so lonely

  • piccolo:

    lol fk your ears

  • french horns:

    and im not even french hONHONHON BAGUETTE

  • oboes:

    IM SORRY I TUNED BEFORE I SWEar

  • violas:

    evERYONE ALWAYS FKUCING FRORGETS ABOUT US

  • trumpets:

    wats 'p'

  • trombones:

    wats quiet

  • cellos:

    im either boring af or exciting af and there is no in between

  • bassoons:

    im so posh but i really just honk like a truck

  • clarinet:

    *squeaks*

  • timpani:

    EVERYONE LOVES ME BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM

  • bass clarinet:

    lol where am i

  • tuba:

    *waits for a wagner piece to do something exciting*

  • harp:

    im just a more sophisticated piano

  • piano:

    FUCK YOU HARP I GET CONCERTOS WRITTEN FOR ME SCREW EVERYTHING WHO NEEDS AN ORCHESTRA WHEN YOU CAN PLAY EVERYTHING ON ME IM THE STAR OF EVERYTIHNG

  • english horn:

    im literally only useful for dvorak's 9th like what am even i doing here

  • basses:

    semibreves, tied to a semibreve, tied to a minim, tied to a crotchet, oh wait a quaver wow exciting ok back to semibreves

  • cornets:

    trumpet wannabe

  • cymbals:

    BOOM CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH IM SRO HAPYP CRASH CRAHS

  • xylophones:

    am i meant to be here?

  • triangles:

  • bass drum:

    MY TIME TO SHINE FUCK YOU ALL

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